HEY THIS IS HP2'S MANAGER DANNY. EVERYTHING I SAY IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND SO I WRITE IN ALL CAPS. DEAL WITH IT.
I WEAR HATS BECAUSE I MEAN BUSINESS.
ANYWAYS I HAD A POWER BRAINSTORM SESH EARLIER TODAY AND MY TOPIC OF STUDY WAS...
WHAT IS HOLDING HP2 BACK?
I DRANK LIKE 4 MONSTERS, WATCHED SOME NASCAR AND THEN REALIZED WHAT I CAN'T DEAL WITH IS...
...TYLER MOORE...
AND HIS IMAGE.
THIS FOOL CLAIMS TO HAVE A LIP PIERCING SCAR DATING FROM LIKE...WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IF YOU MEET HIM YOU WOULD TOTALLY AGREE THAT HE IS THE LEAST METAL DUDE ALIVE. IF HE WAS DEAD, AND GOT A ZOMBIE VIRUS...JUSTIN BIEBER WOULD STILL BE METALLER. ANYWAYS WITH SOME CAREFUL APPLICATION OF MY MANAGERIAL CRAFT I WAS ABLE TO ENHANCE TYLER'S LOOK.
I WEAR HATS BECAUSE I MEAN BUSINESS.
ANYWAYS I HAD A POWER BRAINSTORM SESH EARLIER TODAY AND MY TOPIC OF STUDY WAS...
WHAT IS HOLDING HP2 BACK?
I DRANK LIKE 4 MONSTERS, WATCHED SOME NASCAR AND THEN REALIZED WHAT I CAN'T DEAL WITH IS...
...TYLER MOORE...
AND HIS IMAGE.
THIS FOOL CLAIMS TO HAVE A LIP PIERCING SCAR DATING FROM LIKE...WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. IF YOU MEET HIM YOU WOULD TOTALLY AGREE THAT HE IS THE LEAST METAL DUDE ALIVE. IF HE WAS DEAD, AND GOT A ZOMBIE VIRUS...JUSTIN BIEBER WOULD STILL BE METALLER. ANYWAYS WITH SOME CAREFUL APPLICATION OF MY MANAGERIAL CRAFT I WAS ABLE TO ENHANCE TYLER'S LOOK.
BEFORE... I KNOW, TOTAL TOOL. YEAH I TOTALLY TOOK THIS SWEET SHOT.
AND NOW:
IT FINALLY GIVES HIM THE METAL CRED THAT EVERY SKA BAND NEEDS. THE PLUGS ARE KINDA AMBIGUOUS THESE DAYS WITH ALL THOSE HIP HOPPERS SPORTING FACIAL ALTERATIVE JEWELRY, BUT THE HAT TOTALLY TELLS YOU WHERE THIS KID IS AT. SUNGLASSES WERE ADDED BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, TYLER COULD USE ALL THE COOL HE CAN GET.
AIIGHT MY PEEPS. UNTIL NEXT TIME, DEAL WITH IT!
-DANNY
THE MEGAMANAGER
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