Oh band blog, I've neglected you for so long I feel like I owe you an explanation of where the Half Past Two's have been for the past few months... Unfortunately you're not getting that today, so instead here's some MOAR PICTARS DAVE'S CAT!

Next HP2 Album Cover, I HOPE SO!!!!!!

THE RECORD PLAYER

8 1/2, Do The Right Thing, Casino, Species...WAIT WHAT THE HELL.

I'm not sure what it is, but my cat instincts are telling me I have to kill it

UGH, LOAD, WHO LISTENS TO LOAD ON VINYL

I Can Haz Wikka Wikka Noize?

Dear Roland...The 1980s Ended 20 Years Ago

Every purchase of a Lucina AX-09 comes with a (one) free "Play Keytar for HP2" pass. Watch out for the bastardized version of Van Halen's "Jump" towards the end and if you listen closely enough you can tell the narrator's native language is Japanese.

Wednesdays at the Slab

Inside jokes are great. Best part is you will all be in on it soon enough.

Marvin Gainsbug Announced to Produce Next Half Past Two Album!

Marvim Gainsbug: the Twitter based Song Composer from jeraman on Vimeo.

Mr. Gainsbug has agreed been programmed to produce our upcoming full length: "Digital Blues and Analog Upbeats."